hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue
BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER
“IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!” MEN SHOUT
“NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!” WOMEN REPLY
When he cuts himself shaving, he does half an hour on life forms he’s cleverer than.
#i can just see rose sitting on the bathroom counter as nine shaves #waiting for him to cut himself shaving because she knows he will eventually #and listening to his rants while smirking #and eventually he runs out of life forms because he goes on so much #so he just starts insulting cats #CATS DON’T HAVE TO SHAVE ROES #I’M A TIME LORD #WHY DO I HAVE TO SHAVE #I’M TOO CLEVER FOR THIS #my babies (via darvillains)
I just did this. Legit.
Clearly this is black magic at work here
been folding my shirts like this for so long that it feels weird to do it any other way
WHAT THE SHIT
For the fans of the beard and chest hair.